Tuesday, August 09, 2005

The Benefits of Old Age

The stationmaster is shouting politely on his blowhorn: "There are little children and elderly persons present. Please do not push or shove. Please wait patiently."

I am immediately elbowed out of the way by a 4'5" grey-haired grandma with two grandchildren in tow.

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